The Bloodsucking Lawyer: A Supernatural Legal Thriller

THE BLOODSUCKING LAWYER

A Supernatural Legal Thriller

Jack Talbot is a washed-up defense attorney, barely scraping by in his rusted-out van parked along Ocean Beach, waiting for the waves to rise and his student loan debt to sink. Then one humid night, with his window cracked open, a vampire swoops in for a quick bite—and suddenly, Jack finds himself with a brand-new thirst for justice… and blood.

But not just any blood. Only corrupt lawyers can sustain him.

When Jack tries to drink from an innocent legal aid attorney, he collapses in agony, learning the hard way that pure-hearted lawyers are toxic to his system. Forced to refine his diet, Jack embarks on a new calling: feeding only on the worst of the worst—power-hungry prosecutors, bribed judges, and defense attorneys who specialize in getting billionaires off the hook.

To ensure he never feasts on the wrong flesh, Jack enlists Gideon, a sharp-nosed Doberman who can sniff out the scent of corruption. But when Gideon falls ill, Jack is left to develop a five-step system for determining legal evil, because even vampire lawyers need due process.

With each kill, Jack grows stronger. A judge’s blood makes him smarter. An appellate justice gives him uncanny persuasion skills. And when he sinks his teeth into the U.S. Supreme Court? Well, let’s just say he starts seeing the entire legal system in a way no human ever could.

But absolute power has a nasty aftertaste. Jack is left wondering: is he still delivering justice, or has he become just another predator in a three-piece suit? To escape his growing god complex, he fakes his own death and retreats to Big Sur, where he opens a quiet, one-man law practice with Gideon as his official therapy dog and unofficial lie detector.

Now, as Gideon wags his tail at honest clients and growls at the guilty, Jack does what any responsible vampire lawyer would do: he defends the innocent, and dines on the damned.

THE BLOODSUCKING LAWYER is a satirical, blood-soaked legal thriller with a bite—perfect for fans of supernatural noir, courtroom intrigue, and morally ambiguous monsters who just might be the heroes we need.

👉 Buy now, before Jack adds your defense attorney to his dinner plans.

***As long as two books—for the price of one!